AGP Debates: What's the best place to get a VHS?

Charles: What's the best place to get a VHS?

Michael: Easily Goodwill. Goodwill is a certified VHS partner, so they work to sell, buy, and fix VHS and VCR for the people.

Bridgette: I like Goodwill too. We've bought many tapes in Goodwill. If they are used, they will refurbish it and make it seem like new. The machines they use to repair it can be bought online.

Tina: I don't like Goodwill. I get VHS tapes from KooKaa Stores. KooKaa stores sell their own kind of VHS. It is called Ultra-VHS. Ultra-VHS is like a regular VHS tape, but it is enhanced by many powerful software so it will run up to 777x faster than a regular VHS.

Charles: She has a good point. We have some Ultra-VHS tapes. One of which is the 1997 Cats Don't Dance Ultra-VHS tape.

Bridgette: It is an epic VHS tape. It has 12 GHz of CPU, 128 GB of RAM, an KooKaa Extreme graphics card, and 50 TB of SSD storage. It is easily one of the most powerful VHS tapes we own.

Jennifer: Well the kids don't like those tapes. That's why we get our VHS tapes from the Helvete. Helvete is a store in Oslo, Norway owned by Euronymous, who was a guitarist from the band Mayhem. Not only does he sell music, but he also sells VHS tapes and VCR players.

Charles: His VHS tapes have their own enhancers called the Black Metal Enhancement Tapes, which gives the tape a darker, more sinister tone by using Aqua Definers and Homebrew Highers. These programs were coded by Mr. Euronymous himself, and were sponsored by Steve Jobs. One of the tapes we own is the 1990 VHS tape Flipper.

Michael: The movie uses a color spectrum of 5 million colors, and has the Beats Audio Enhancer sound, so the bass is extreme. It also carries a lot of reverb, so the story has more depth. It makes it an amazing experience.